Fighting the forces of Darkness...day by day

Letters: the Sequel  

Dear USA Network,

I’m really psyched that you post eps on Hulu (see what I did there...regarding Psych...your awesome show?).  Most networks aren’t as super as you are.  Since all your shows are on ungodly late at night (or when I have class), I’m reliant on Hulu for my viewing pleasure. 

It’s interesting to compare your shows with TNT’s.  They aren’t too different in theory, lots of crime-ish procedurals.    The only difference is that you, USA Network, actually have a sense of humor.  You don’t try to teach me deep and meaningful life lessons with your shows.  Which makes me happy, as I don’t care to learn any deep or meaningful life lessons when I’m vegging in front of my computer on the weekends.  I want to laugh or maybe see attractive people kiss other attractive people.

Also, you help to employ a girl who was my best friend in 2nd grade.  I know that doesn’t mean anything to you but (since I never saw her after 5th grade) I didn’t know what she was up to...maybe bull fighting or rodeo clowning.  Granted, USA, bull fighting or rodeo clowning probably would have been more exciting than production assistanting.  Still, it’s nice to know that it wasn’t selling kitten organs on the black market.  She didn’t seem like that kind of girl.

Also, once I learned who she was, I used Facebook to find her and probably freak the hell out of her.  So, USA Network, you turned me into one of those creepy internet people.  I disabled Facebook soon after.  That’s probably your fault too.  

Maybe I don’t like you so much after all.  


Hugs-
Me

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Dear People on TV,

If you actually want the bad guy to be dead, try shooting him in the head instead of the torso.  This goes double for any zombie-related situations.  Especially once you’ve got them down, for God’s sake, shoot them in the head.  



That’s all.

-Me

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Dear Writers of Trueblood,

WTF man?  Not everything needs to be bondage and be-headings and orgies and dog fighting.  There are many parts of life that aren’t the seedy underbelly  In fact, the very term “seedy underbelly” implies that there are complete other body parts that aren’t seedy at all.  

Don’t be so bitchy about the South.  There are many lovely people there.  Not everyone is a white trash meth addict.  You walked the line pretty well in S1 but it seems that you’ve given it up completely.  

Was it the fault of the reviewers?  If enough people call you a “guilty pleasure,” do you feel inclined to become one?  I like my naked vampires as much as the next gal but they sort of lose their charm when they are naked all the time--and whine or cry about half the time.  This isn’t Twilight.  

If you have a book that provides you with a storyline that makes sense and then you choose to write something that doesn’t make sense at all, you are an idiot.

XOXO

Me